Urban Legend

In this modern era of conspiracy theories and urban legends. I’m now in the position to substantiate a popular Bangkok tale.

“My mate slept with a Lady boy and didn’t know it”

To save the blushes of the poor bloke I will change his name, for the sake of this tale I’ll call him Mark, his two so called friends I will call Chris and Phil.

It was Marks first time in Bangkok, and being a bit of a lad was ready for a night out in the seedier side of Bangkok. Go-Go Bar after Girlie bar was visited on his first night, only being off the plane for a couple of hours, the stronger Thai beer had a quick effect. Alex’s Bar, The Dubliner, Long Horns, Sharkies! All the usual places were visited. Phil then suggested a trip to Pat pong, which is now a famous tourist trap were a lot of the Lady Boys work.

Anyone who doesn’t know what to look for in a Lady Boy would think he had just walked into a bar with fantastic amount of lovely looking ladies, alas this bar is 80% Lady Boys. They do look good, but they are blokes at the end of the day. Within five minutes Mark had a bikini clad man on his knee. Obviously his two mates knew straight away what was happening. Fine pert (silicon) boobs, fairly tall, way too much make up and big feet. All the giveaway signs.

Another five minutes had passed, and Marks date had her civvies clothes on, bar fine paid, fee agreed and off Mark went to his Hotel for a night of errrr!

The following morning his friends were more than keen to find out what occurred the previous night. Well! Mark explained that the woman was a nymphomaniac, and this is were anyone with a sensitive nature should stop reading. She used a lot of KY gel and loved bottom sex more than conventional sex; this was worth as she gave a good blow job! She was also a fantastic kisser. Upon being told he had just spent the night with a bloke, Mark seemed fairly none plussed, he just didn’t want it spreading around.

So the moral of the story is “Choose better Mates”