I looked at my watch this morning and realised it was November 5th. Guy fawkes Night! I have not heard a firework in ages.
No Chav's setting them off four weeks before the date, no dogs barking and no idiots throwing bangers down my Alleyway trying to create a huge explosion. Oh how used to laugh at them.
Nuch can't grasp the whole concept of Bonfire Night, and in fairness I can't either.
So here is a competition: Why do we celebrate Bonfire Night? Is it to celebrate the fact that Guy Fawkes tried to blow up The Houses of Parliament or the fact that he was stopped?
First correct answer will receive a packet of dried squid sent to you by post.
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